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Content rAskReddit Posted by uworldtraveler100 10h What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet? 4 26.8k J 14.6k Share Award BEST COMMENTS RegulatoryCapture 4h 1 Award The legal code. Computer programmers have come up with beautiful collab- orative change tracking systems (like git) that let you easily make changes to a huge base of code, track who changed what, submit and resolve conflicting versions of updates, etc. But when we pass a new bill that replaces or modifies an old law, it is always some 300 page document with pages of "Subsection F Paragraph 3 will be modified to read 'XYZ' Why not put the laws into a git repository and make it easy for bills to just modify the existing history to say what you want it to say? And why not have the transparency to see exactly what changes and WHO implemented that change? Want to slip some pork for your district into an unrelated bill? Well, that edit is going to have your name on it. Of course it will never happen. Reply 928 J imtn 1h Who the heck wrote this ridiculous bill? git blame Ah, I did. 217

Content Posted by ujean-guy-throwaway 23 hours ago 153 URGENT Netflix Engineer Needs Help Scaling Kubernetes Deployment or I'm Toast! Hey there, fellow Kubernetes aficionados! I'm currently a tech engineer at Netflix (no, seriously!) and I'm in quite the pickle here. We have a live event going on for a super popular TV show (no spoilers, I promise!) and, boy oh boy, we're getting waaaaay more traffic than we ever anticipated. I need your help STAT to scale up our Kubernetes deployment, or I might as well start packing my bags for a lengthy unemployment period. So, here's the deal - our current deployment is like a single bicycle, but we need the power of a thousand hamsters on wheels to handle this tsunami of viewers. I know you guys are Kubernetes wizards, so any advice would be much appreciated! But please hurry, my boss is shooting me "You better fix this or you're fired" looks from across the room. Here's a brief overview of our setup: We're using Kubernetes v1.23 with Helm charts (I hope that's not ancient history to you guys!) Our main application is containerized, but the Kubernetes cluster is starting to resemble the "stressed-out cat meme." Auto-scaling is enabled, but it's more like a snail on a treadmill right now. My coffee supply is running dangerously low, so any caffeine-infused tips are also welcome. I appreciate any help you can provide to save my job and keep the fans happy! Remember, the fate of this Netflix live event is now in your hands, and so is my career! Sincerely, Your friendly, desperate Netflix Engineer P.S. I'll be happy to hook you up with a year of free Netflix if you save my bacon here (don't tell my boss)! UpdateEDIT: Upper management decided to pull the plug on our live event (unplugging and replugging didn't help, who knew?), and it's now officially canceled. As for me, well, my adventures aren't over yet. I've been summoned for a meeting with the bigwigs first thing tomorrow morning. It's probably not about my promotion, but hey, at least I'll get some quality time with the higher-ups!

Content Schizophrenia S a type 1 hypervisor What? You know like.. If a personality can be described as an OS and the patient can have multiple instances at the same time, technically they are a hypervi Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

Ah yes, the classic negotiation with Microsoft: stop deleting my local files without permission and maybe I'll stop calling you "Microslop." OneDrive has this charming habit of deciding which files you really need, then yeeting them into the cloud whether you asked for it or not. Nothing says "productivity" like frantically searching for a file that was on your desktop five minutes ago, only to discover it's now being held hostage in the cloud with a "Files On-Demand" ransom note. The trade is simple: respect my local storage, and I'll respect your company name. Fair's fair, Satya.

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