How You End Up If You Spend Too Much Time On Too Many Different Cloud Providers

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That moment when you're convinced you forgot to stop your EC2 instances before the weekend, but your friend dismisses your concern... until Monday's AWS bill arrives showing your "running" instance has been happily burning cash for 72 hours straight. Nothing says "financial trauma" quite like discovering your forgotten sandbox environment has been crunching absolutely nothing at $0.50 per hour while you were enjoying beers. Classic cloud computing tax on the forgetful.

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Oh the thousand-yard stare of a dev who's been through dependency hell ! That moment when you're trying to resurrect ancient code and make Spark, Java, and Python play nice together... it's like trying to make three cats dance in formation! The smoking cigarette is basically a requirement after hour 12 of "but it worked on the original developer's machine!" Nothing ages you faster than compatibility issues from a codebase older than most interns at your company! 😭

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