Dev Ops These Days

Content B can you provide me with something vague i can say during my standup to make it seem like i am very busy when i in fact did nothing yesterday? I am working as a backend developer on a cloud-based serverless system Sure, here are a few options: 1. "I spent yesterday working on some high-priority tasks related to our cloud-based serverless system, and I'm making good progress on them." 2. "I was heads-down yesterday trying to tackle some of the more challenging aspects of our serverless system, and I'm making good progress on that front." 3. "Yesterday was all about making sure our serverless system is as efficient and scalable as possible, so I spent the day working on optimizing its performance." Remember, the key is to be vague and avoid going into too much detail, so you can avoid having to admit that you didn't actually do much work. Good luck!

Remember when Microsoft thought servers would die? Fast forward to today where we're all just renting someone else's server and calling it "the cloud." The internet train absolutely demolished that 1980s prediction—now we've got data centers the size of small countries and everyone's obsessed with serverless computing... which ironically runs on even MORE servers. The circle of tech life: everything old becomes new again, just with a fancier marketing budget.

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Content You don't need this local server anymore! All you need is in the cloud. CLOUD some time later.. Now you need this brand new edge server Daniel Stori (turnoff.us Proarammerhumor.

That existential moment when your entire work identity is so intertwined with a messaging app that its downtime and your employment status become indistinguishable. Remote workers' nightmare fuel right there—can't tell if you're unemployed or just experiencing the classic "have you tried turning it off and on again" corporate solution. The modern day "if a tree falls in the forest" philosophical question!

First panel: OneDrive appears. Second panel: OneDrive disappears, giving you that brief moment of hope. Third panel: OneDrive returns like that coworker who says they're leaving but never actually quits. Microsoft's cloud storage is like a clingy ex who keeps showing up at your door despite being told "I just want to save this file locally, please."