Dev Ops These Days

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Content DevOns I TURN SERVERS ON AND I TURN THEM OFF

Content STOP USING DOCKER APPLICATIONS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE TRAPPED IN VIRTUAL JARS LIKE DIGITAL FIREFLIES YEARS OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT yet NO ONE QUESTIONED WHY WE'RE PUTTING PROGRAMS IN IMAGINARY BOATS "Let's containerize our monolith", "I'll just quickly spin up 17 microservices" -- Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged OBSERVE the WHALE-SIZED DECEPTION they've FOOLED us with all this time (These are REAL IMAGES used to EXPLAIN DOCKER) ??????? ????????????????? Ahoy matey, I'd like to run my website in a virtual sea shanty They have plaved us for absolute fools

Remember when Microsoft thought servers would die? Fast forward to today where we're all just renting someone else's server and calling it "the cloud." The internet train absolutely demolished that 1980s prediction—now we've got data centers the size of small countries and everyone's obsessed with serverless computing... which ironically runs on even MORE servers. The circle of tech life: everything old becomes new again, just with a fancier marketing budget.

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Content Instead of letting your job dictate how you write code, choose your job based on your favorite case type. snakecase kebab-case PascalCase camelCase MACRO CASE Train-Case Backend Data Science DevOps Frontend Mobile Databases HTML