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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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One Character Away From Disaster

Backend Programming Debugging Databases Devops
9 months ago 348.5K views 4 shares
One Character Away From Disaster
That one-character difference between "deploy" and "destroy" is why senior devs develop eye twitches. John's casual "Good morning, I'm about to destroy the backend and DB" message is the stuff of DevOps nightmares. Even after the desperate calls and pleas, notice how the team member is basically begging John to take a vacation rather than touch anything. When your colleagues would rather pay you to stay home than let you near the codebase, you've achieved a special kind of reputation. The prayer hands emoji is just the universal symbol for "please God don't let this person near our production environment."

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