I think we'd all like usable API documentation tbf

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The ultimate bloatware assassin: hire one dev with a potato laptop and rural internet as your team's performance gatekeeper! 🥔💻 Imagine trying to explain why your fancy ray-tracing feature won't load on their ancient 2GB RAM machine while they're legally permitted to roast you into oblivion. "But it works on MY machine" won't save you from their dial-up-powered wrath! It's like having a performance budget enforcer with actual consequences. Add unnecessary bloat? Face the ancient laptop tribunal and pray for mercy. The dream solution for a world drowning in electron apps that somehow need 16GB RAM to display "Hello World"!

Whoever invented timezones has a special place reserved in developer hell. Nothing breaks your soul quite like debugging why your app works perfectly in California but crashes in Tokyo at exactly 3PM. I've spent entire sprints fixing date-related bugs only to have some PM go "but what about daylight savings?" and watch my will to live evaporate. If I could time travel, I wouldn't kill Hitler - I'd find the timezone inventor and show them my git blame history.

The classic demo day disaster! Junior devs having existential meltdowns while senior devs are just like "Ah yes, the demo monster strikes again." That terrifying moment when your perfectly working app decides to transform into a fire-breathing crash-beast right when all the important people are watching! Seniors have seen this movie before—they've developed that thousand-yard stare that says "I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed." Meanwhile juniors are discovering new levels of panic they didn't know existed. It's not a real product launch until something explodes spectacularly in front of the CEO!

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