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Ah, the natural habitat of the modern tech company, expertly dissected! The corporate ecosystem where CEOs float around like mythical beings while backend engineers blast gangsta rap and devise t-shirts with obscure references that only five people on Earth understand. The hierarchy is perfect - from the "office ninjas" who somehow conjure free snacks from the void to the "dev/SEO shamans" who perform their dark rituals of traffic generation. Meanwhile, customer support maintains their superhuman ability to say "no" without actually saying "no" - a skill more valuable than any coding language. And let's not forget the servers - the only ones actually working 24/7 without complaining about the coffee quality or demanding ping pong tables. Silent heroes indeed. The true magic of tech companies isn't the technology - it's somehow convincing everyone that Nerf gun wars and free snacks compensate for existential dread and imposter syndrome. Brilliant!

Content Isaac Is Laughing imosquera - 25m "IT WORKED!! IT WORKED!!!" my son screamed with joy from his room. I'm teaching him to code python and left him alone to solve a problem. me: "Son, that feeling you had never goes away for as long as you code". This is why programmers love to code. 17 Isaac Is Laughing imosquera 2m update he's now yelling "IT'S NOT WORKING NOW, THIS MAKES NO SENSE!!!" me: "Son, this feeling also never goes away for as long as you code." 17

Content When the last senior dev retires Backend systems in most insurance companies, banks and public administration offices running on millions of lines of archaic, basically uncommented spaghetti COBOL code which could stop working at any moment (chuckles) I'm in danger

Java devs watching JavaScript desperately add async and multiprocessing like they're collecting infinity stones. Meanwhile Java's been handling threads since '95 and these JS folks are acting like they invented parallel computing. Next they'll "discover" static typing and call it revolutionary. The circle of programming life: wait long enough and your ancient features become someone else's breakthrough innovation.

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