Don't fall for false C propaganda.

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Content Anonvmous 122614(Fri)19:51:11 No. 45793352 B 45793379 45794765 45794788 45796081 45799058 45800174 why the fuck start ups only want ruby on rails developers? Anonvmous 122614(Fri)22:01:48 No. 45794867 45794890 45798725 45798760 45799182 45799190 45799231 45800065 It's hipster technology. They create an internet startup with Rails or Node.js on top of MongoDB. They have a io domain with a name that normally ends in -er but they removed the 'e'. They code in Sublime Text on their Macbooks while sitting in Starbucks. When people ask about their work they refer to themselves as a "code artisan".

Content Another Dense Developer DenseDeveloper UnethicalLifeProTip. Forget posting development questions on stackoverflow. For a faster more accurate fix, frame your question as a bug and post it on whatever frameworklib's github page your using. Devs will likely solve your issue for you for free to prove you wrong. 11:02 - 04 Jun 21 Twitter for Android ProdrammerHumor.io

This meme perfectly captures the evolution of "epics" in software development with the classic "then vs now" format using the Doge meme. On the left side ("Epics then"), we see a muscular, heroic Doge dressed as a Greek warrior with a lengthy epic poem from Homer's Iliad - representing how epics used to be grand, detailed narratives with elaborate scope and planning. On the right side ("Epics now"), there's just a regular Doge with the simple request "plz add a button" - hilariously showing how modern software development "epics" have been watered down to sometimes include trivial tasks that hardly deserve such an important-sounding classification. This perfectly captures the frustration many developers feel when working with agile methodologies where the term "epic" (meant to represent a large body of work) is often misused for simple feature requests. It's also poking fun at how project management terminology gets diluted over time in real-world practice.

This meme perfectly captures the love-hate relationship programmers have with Rust's infamous borrow checker! The meme shows how the Rust borrow checker (the system that enforces memory safety) is perceived differently depending on your programming background: If you come from low-level languages (like C/C++), the borrow checker feels like a blessing - "Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous." It's preventing memory leaks and segfaults that would normally haunt you! If you come from high-level languages (like Python or JavaScript), the borrow checker seems like an unnecessary obstacle - "You f***ing donkey." Why do I need to fight with the compiler about ownership when I'm used to automatic garbage collection? It's that moment when you're trying to write a simple Rust program and the compiler keeps yelling at you about lifetimes and borrowing rules... while C++ programmers are nodding approvingly because they've dealt with much worse memory issues!

Content They say companies use JavaScript frameworks for cutting-edge features and speed But really, they just enjoy rewriting the app every two years