absolutely unhinged message I received from a recruiter lol

[text] Hi again e I am hoping I am not unlucky with my reach outs. I am also hoping that you didnt get eaten by an Alligator. I know that you know that it is a hot market right now and you are getting messages from all angles. However I am a technical headhunter that you are going to want in your corner. Maybe I dont have something that interests you right now. Or……maybe I do. The only way to find out is if we can get on a brief 5minute call. I would love to figure out if I do Either way I would love to hear back. But in case you are short on time. I have given a list of responses. All you need to do is email back 15 and I will plan accordingly. 1. Nick you are so awesome and probably the best recruiter. Please send me your calendar link so I get to schedule a call. 2.1 really like my job and my company. But I am willing to hear what you have. 3.1 am just seeing what is out there. But happy to get on a call. 4.1 am really happy. Im probably going to retire with 5. Go jump in a lake and do a belly flop. Looking forward to hearing back from you