Marge Sort: Divide And Conquer

Remember when we used to write our own algorithms? Now we're just watching ChatGPT and Deepseek haul our careers up the mountain while we take a nap in the sleeping bag of obsolescence. And the worst part? We have the audacity to brag about our "productivity" like we actually did something impressive. "Look how far I climbed" – yeah buddy, you typed a prompt and took a coffee break while the AI did all the heavy lifting. The only muscle you've exercised is your index finger hitting Ctrl+V.

Technical interviews these days are basically survival combat with a grizzly bear while the actual job is just playing with Winnie the Pooh. Nothing says "modern tech hiring" like being mauled by algorithm questions you'll never use again, only to spend your career copying from Stack Overflow and asking ChatGPT to explain regex. The bear should be wearing a "Binary Tree Traversal" t-shirt for accuracy.

Journalists discovering that 256 is an "oddly specific number" while every developer is facepalming so hard they've left a permanent mark. For the uninitiated: 2^8 = 256, which is a power of 2 that makes perfect sense when you're allocating memory or designing data structures. It's like watching someone be confused why pizza comes in 8 slices instead of a "nice round 10." Next headline: "Developer uses 65,536 as maximum file size - sources say he 'just made it up'."

Behold the journey of a coding newbie! Top panel: confidently approaching programming languages like "I'm gonna master ALL of these!" Bottom panel: absolute existential dread upon discovering arrays. Nothing humbles a fresh developer quite like realizing that the simple concept of "just store some values together" comes with indexing, methods, mutability issues, and the classic off-by-one errors that will haunt your dreams forever. The transition from "I can code anything!" to "Why is my array returning undefined?" happens faster than a JavaScript runtime error.

Oh, the brilliance of "StalinSort" - where elements that don't conform to the expected order simply... disappear . It's a historical algorithm joke that's both O(n) efficient and politically incorrect! The algorithm "eliminates" non-conforming elements rather than rearranging them, which is a dark reference to Stalin's purges where people who didn't fall in line were removed from society (and often from photos). Technically, it's not even a sorting algorithm - it's just filtering with dictatorial characteristics. The kind of code that would get flagged in a code review faster than you can say "comrade".

The moment when you realize those intimidating Greek symbols from calculus are just fancy for-loops in disguise! The Σ (sigma) notation is literally just a sum = 0 followed by a for-loop that adds stuff up. And that scary Π (pi) symbol? Just a prod = 1 with a for-loop that multiplies things together. Computer science majors smugly realizing they've been doing advanced math all along without the pretentious notation. Take that, pure mathematicians!