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Ah, the dream job has finally arrived. Not only do you get to work for free as a "Prompt Engineer," but you also pay $500 weekly for the privilege of... doing unpaid work. It's basically an expensive subscription to pretend you have a job. Next up: paying for air to breathe in the office. The recruiter probably thinks they're being generous by not charging for bathroom breaks.

Remember when we argued about text editors like they were sports teams? Now we're just watching AI companies slap version numbers on VS Code forks like they're NFTs. "My VS Code fork has more digits than yours" is the new "my dad can beat up your dad." Meanwhile, Emacs users are still configuring their first keystroke from 1976.

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The modern developer workflow in six easy steps! First, open your editor with good intentions. Then, immediately surrender to AI because who has time to think anymore? Watch in mild disappointment as the AI spits out code that looks suspiciously functional. Minutes later, your terminal explodes with errors that weren't in the job description. No problem—just ask the AI to fix what it broke! And finally, witness the miracle of technology as your codebase transforms from "barely working" to "completely demolished." The circle of life for the contemporary programmer who's just trying to vibe while their project burns to the ground.

Breaking news: Water is wet! That groundbreaking research revealing 84% of software developers use AI for... *checks notes*... software development. Next up: shocking study finds that 99% of chefs use kitchens to cook food. The circular logic is so perfect you could use it as a replacement for π in your calculations. This is the kind of "insight" that justifies someone's entire market research budget while telling us absolutely nothing we didn't already know.

When ChatGPT exposes your darkest developer sin without even trying! The AI didn't need 8 seconds to figure out what every senior developer fears most - that despite all our unit testing evangelism and staging environment sermons, we're secretly pushing changes straight to production like digital adrenaline junkies. It's basically the programming equivalent of a therapist saying "I know what you did" after you just sat down.