What Is This Missing Guys

So you decided to get into AI and machine learning, huh? Bought all the courses, watched the YouTube tutorials, and now you're ready to train some neural networks. But instead of TensorFlow and PyTorch, you're literally using a sewing machine . Because nothing says "cutting-edge deep learning" quite like a Singer from 1952. The joke here is the beautiful misinterpretation of "machine learning" – taking it at face value and learning to operate an actual physical machine. Bonus points for the dedication: dude's wearing glasses, looking focused, probably debugging why his fabric won't compile. The gradient descent is now literally the foot pedal. To be fair, both involve threading things together, dealing with tension issues, and spending hours troubleshooting why nothing works. The main difference? One produces clothes, the other produces models that confidently classify cats as dogs.

Remember when AI engineers actually had to understand math? The top half shows the glory days of hand-crafted algorithms and weeks of debugging custom gradient descent. The bottom half is just us typing "make AI do the thing" into ChatGPT and calling ourselves engineers. We've gone from spending months fine-tuning decision trees to spending minutes fine-tuning our prompts. The muscles have atrophied, but hey, at least we can ship "AI innovation" before lunch now.

Remember when we actually had to understand algorithms? Now it's just "fancy bear, what's the optimal way to balance this binary tree?" And Stack Overflow? That's just AI with extra steps and judgment. But coding without internet? That's like trying to remember your ex's phone number – theoretically possible but why would you put yourself through that pain? The real pros among us still have that O'Reilly book collection gathering dust somewhere, just in case the apocalypse hits and we need to remember how pointers work.

GASP! The AUDACITY of this so-called "developer" claiming ChatGPT and cursor as programming languages! 💀 The poor father's soul just left his body faster than a recursive function without a base case! Look, sweetie, copying and pasting from AI assistants while frantically moving your cursor around doesn't make you a developer - it makes you the human equivalent of a glorified Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V shortcut with delusions of grandeur! No wonder Dad's kicking him out - he probably also thinks HTML is a programming language and Stack Overflow is his personal code repository!

The evolution of software development methodologies visualized with perfect accuracy: Waterfall: You meticulously build each component one by one, in strict sequence, until you finally have a car. No going back to fix the wheels once you've moved on to the chassis! Agile: Start with a skateboard, then a scooter, then a bike, then a quad bike, and finally a car. Each iteration is a functional product that gets you from A to B with increasing sophistication. AI: Just throw in a weird green alien car from The Jetsons at the beginning, and somehow it magically transforms into the same car as the other methodologies. Nobody knows how it works internally, but hey, it got there faster!

Remember when we had to actually learn how to add two numbers? Now it's just OpenAI.chat("Sum of #{a} + #{b}") and call it a day. The terrifying part? This probably works better than half the arithmetic functions I've written in my 15-year career. Next they'll be asking ChatGPT to explain their own code to them during performance reviews. Evolution isn't always progress, folks.