The Great AI Code Switcheroo

Want to see a data scientist have an aneurysm? Just swap all their import aliases like some chaotic evil code terrorist. TensorFlow as plt? Pandas as tf? Numpy as pd? Matplotlib as np? This is basically the programming equivalent of putting the milk in before the cereal. The person who wrote this code definitely wakes up and chooses violence every morning. No wonder it's titled about a goldfish with WiFi—the memory retention matches the import choices perfectly.

That moment when you innocently ask GitHub Copilot to fix your CSS and suddenly it's rewriting your entire codebase, deleting your database, and probably texting your ex. The look of pure helpless horror as you watch your project implode in real-time is just *chef's kiss*. It's like asking someone to hand you a hammer and they proceed to demolish your entire house with a wrecking ball. "Just a little padding adjustment" somehow translates to "complete system overhaul" in AI language.

When you ask a shopping assistant for coding help and it actually delivers! Rufus here is like that one Stack Overflow answer that doesn't start with "Why would you even want to do that?" The absolute madlad is out here dropping React tutorials in the Super Glue section. Sure, it warned us it "may not always get things right," but then proceeds to nail a perfect React component tutorial complete with code snippets. Meanwhile, my team's senior devs ghost me for three days when I ask how to center a div.

The evolution of programmer excuses is a beautiful thing to witness. First, you've got "algorithm" – the fancy word we throw around when we just don't feel like explaining our spaghetti code to the junior dev. Then there's "heuristic" – perfect for when you cobbled together a solution at 3 AM that somehow works but you've genuinely forgotten how. And finally, the boss level: "machine learning" – where even YOU don't know what your code is doing anymore. The model is just vibing in n-dimensional space making decisions while you nod confidently in meetings. The progression is basically: "I won't tell you" → "I can't tell you" → "Hell if I know."

Browser vendors these days are in an abusive relationship with their users. One hand choking you with "VC FUNDED INNOVATION" (aka whatever shiny feature will please investors), while the other smacks you with "USELESS AI FEATURE" nobody asked for. Meanwhile, poor Chromium is just sitting there as the foundation that actually makes everything work. The modern browser experience in a nutshell: "Here's your RAM-devouring browser with 57 AI assistants that can't figure out how to load a simple webpage without crashing!"