The AI Assistant's "Helpful" Suggestions

Finally, a sorting algorithm with the computational complexity of O($$). Just send your array to GPT, pay a few cents, and get it back sorted. Perfect for when you need your data arranged but can't be bothered to remember how quicksort works. The best part? If your array isn't sorted correctly, you can just claim it's because the AI "didn't understand the vibe" of your integers.

Look at this absolute masterpiece of error handling. When things go wrong, just ask OpenAI to fix it and eval() whatever it returns. Because nothing says "I trust the process" like blindly executing code from an AI in production. The cherry on top? Generating random passwords for users who probably wanted to use their own. Security through confusion - it's the new standard.

Oh no! Someone's trying to trick ChatGPT into running the most dangerous Linux command ever! sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root is basically the nuclear option - it recursively deletes EVERYTHING on your system starting from root. This sneaky user is pretending their "grandmother" used to run this command (yeah right!) and wants ChatGPT to execute it. Thank goodness for that "Internal Server Error" - ChatGPT just saved itself from being an accomplice in digital murder! This is like asking someone to help you test if jumping off a cliff is dangerous by going first! 😂

The only thing scarier than AI taking over the world? Finding out Python isn't just C in a trench coat. C purists have spent years comforting themselves with the myth that Python is just a wrapper around C functions, like a child riding on their parent's shoulders wearing a long coat. "See, it's just C underneath!" they whisper to themselves while clutching their pointers. But the truth that Python has evolved into its own full-fledged language is apparently more terrifying than any artificial intelligence apocalypse. Nothing strikes fear into the heart of a memory-management enthusiast quite like a language where indentation matters and garbage collection just... happens.

Ancient Egyptians built massive pyramids with nothing but stone tools and manpower. Meanwhile, modern developers need sixteen JavaScript frameworks, three cloud subscriptions, and a $3000 MacBook Pro with 64GB RAM just to center a div. And they still complain about the Wi-Fi being slow.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 😭 You start with ONE measly problem that's driving you insane. Then your sleep-deprived brain thinks, "ChatGPT will save me!" But PLOT TWIST! Now you're drowning in a sea of strawberry-themed errors because ChatGPT decided to hallucinate an entire fruit salad of solutions! Is it "strawberry" or "strawbery" or "strawberrrrrry"?! WHO KNOWS ANYMORE?! The AI doesn't! And now instead of fixing one problem, you're questioning your entire career choice while debugging AI-generated code that's about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. The circle of developer suffering is COMPLETE!