Racing Against The Machine

Nothing says "I value my employment" quite like uploading your entire company's proprietary codebase to an AI chatbot because you couldn't remember if that variable should be called userData or userInfo . Your security team is definitely not having a stroke right now. The best part? The AI probably suggested data anyway. Worth it.

Witnessing someone code on a plane without internet is like watching a cryptid in the wild. No Copilot whispering sweet autocomplete nothings? No frantic Stack Overflow tabs? No documentation? Just pure, unfiltered brain power and error messages? This person is either a coding wizard from the ancient times or has memorized the entire MDN documentation. The rest of us can barely remember our own API endpoints without Googling them seventeen times. Honestly, if you can debug without AI assistance in 2025, you're basically a superhero and should be studied by scientists.

Oh the sweet, sweet irony! 😂 Remember when everyone was freaking out that ChatGPT would replace developers? Now we've got Deepseek coming for ChatGPT's throne! It's like watching AI cannibalism in real-time - the robots are eating each other before they even get to our jobs! The circle of tech life continues... today's disruptor becomes tomorrow's disrupted. Guess ChatGPT should update its resume and start practicing those interview questions! Even AI can't escape the relentless march of newer, shinier technology!

Ah yes, the coveted "No AI" badge—proudly displayed by developers who spent 17 hours debugging their own spaghetti code instead of asking ChatGPT to fix it in 3 seconds. It's like bragging about churning your own butter when there's a perfectly good supermarket next door. "Look at me, I suffered unnecessarily and have the dark circles under my eyes to prove it!" Meanwhile, the deadline was yesterday and the client is wondering why a simple feature costs more than their car payment.

So AWS proudly announces that AI writes 75% of their production code, and then their engineers wonder why everything's on fire? Classic. When "Claude" (their AI) responds with enthusiastic agreement to fix production issues, it's basically Elmo cheerfully presiding over the flames of digital hell. Welcome to the future of cloud computing, where your critical infrastructure is maintained by the digital equivalent of a pyromaniac puppet who's just happy to be included in the conversation. Next time your AWS-hosted site goes down, remember: it's not a bug, it's an AI-generated feature!

Ah, "Vibe Coding" – where the only requirement is vibes and absolutely zero coding knowledge. Started as industry satire, now it's an actual 4-week course with a fancy instructor in a green suit promising to make you feel good about not understanding a single line of code. This is like offering "Vibe Surgery" where you just hold a scalpel and manifest healing energy. Next up: "Vibe Engineering" – build bridges with positive affirmations and Instagram filters. The tech industry has officially completed its transformation from "we need skilled engineers" to "just bring your authentic self and we'll figure out how to deploy that to production."