Keep Preaching AI Bros

The AI evangelists are out here with their apocalyptic prophecies about AGI emerging any day now, telling us we need to "adopt AI workflow or be left behind" like it's some kind of tech rapture. Meanwhile, they're literally just regurgitating the same corporate fearmongering that's been used since the dawn of capitalism: "adapt or perish," "embrace change or get replaced," "the future is now, old man."

The kicker? Both messages are identical fear-based manipulation tactics. One threatens you with technological obsolescence, the other with literal eternal damnation. Same energy, different buzzwords. The "normal person" in the room sees right through it – whether it's End Times prophecy or AGI doomsday predictions, it's the same playbook of manufactured urgency to get you to comply.

Plot twist: we've been hearing "AI will replace developers" for years now, yet here we are, still debugging production at 3 AM because the AI suggested using a dictionary as a database.