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He Actually Said This

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When the CEO of Coinbase proudly announced that non-technical teams are shipping production code thanks to AI, the entire engineering department collectively felt their blood pressure spike. Sure, let's just hand the keys to production to people who think "merge conflict" is a corporate HR issue.

Tech debt is already doing backflips of joy knowing it's about to get three new best friends. Security vulnerabilities are literally high-fiving each other in anticipation. And somewhere, a senior engineer just added "AI-generated code reviewer" to their resume out of pure survival instinct.

Nothing says "sustainable software development" quite like letting AI write production code for people who can't tell the difference between a stack trace and a pancake recipe. But hey, at least when the inevitable security breach happens, they can blame the AI. Modern problems require modern scapegoats.

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