AGI Has Been Achieved Hypothetically

Getting that baby started on backpropagation before they can even propagate backward out of the room. Gotta secure that AI engineering job by age 3. The kid's already debugging neural network architectures while the rest of us are still trying to center a div. In 20 years they'll be creating sentient AI while we're still arguing about tabs vs spaces.

The inevitable hipster-ification of web development has arrived. Just like artisanal coffee shops charging $9 for "hand-poured" water, we'll soon have developers selling "organic, handwritten, non-AI websites" at premium prices. Next they'll be telling us their HTML is free-range and their CSS was harvested during a full moon. Can't wait for the "small-batch, locally-sourced JavaScript" trend to hit.

Remember when we used to memorize algorithms and syntax? Yeah, me neither. The meme shows our brains shrinking to pea-size after using ChatGPT for coding. Why bother storing all that knowledge when you can just prompt an AI? "Hey ChatGPT, how do I reverse a binary tree while making coffee?" and boom—instant solution without taxing those precious neurons. Soon we'll just be meat puppets with thumbs for typing prompts while our atrophied brains handle the critical task of deciding when to get more coffee. Progress!

That moment when your gaming investment turns into an AI research lab. You bought that RTX 4090 thinking your kid would be fragging noobs, but instead they're fine-tuning language models and talking about "hyperparameter optimization." The betrayal is immeasurable. Next thing you know, they'll be explaining why they need a server rack for Christmas.

The ultimate self-snitch! Kid tries to use ChatGPT for a Shakespeare essay, but forgets to remove the "I'm an AI language model" disclaimer. Meanwhile, teachers are panicking about AI cheating while students are literally submitting papers that start with "As an AI language model..." 🤦‍♂️ It's like showing up to rob a bank while wearing a name tag and your work uniform. The real education here isn't Shakespeare—it's learning to at least delete the first paragraph of your AI-generated homework!

The expectation vs. reality of online programming courses hits harder than a production bug on Friday afternoon. Top panel: "What they promise" - a perfect object detection model identifying everything with impressive confidence scores. "Yes, after this course you'll build YOLO models that can detect a mosquito from space!" Bottom panel: "What you actually learn" - a basic linear regression with scattered data points that barely fit the line. "Congratulations, you can now predict housing prices with 60% accuracy and call yourself a 'data scientist' on LinkedIn!" The brutal truth is most courses promise you'll become the next AI genius, but you'll end up struggling to remember which way the x and y axes go. And somehow they'll still charge you $499 for the privilege.