"We" Never Seems To Be Plural

Oh, the royal "we" strikes again! Your boss just casually drops a "we'll get it done somehow" in the meeting like they're about to roll up their sleeves and join you in the trenches. Plot twist: "we" is actually just YOU, sitting there alone at your desk at 11 PM, debugging production code while your boss is probably enjoying their third margarita. The "we" in corporate speak is the most deceptive pronoun in the English language—it's like a magic trick where team collaboration disappears and suddenly you're the sole developer on a "team effort." Congratulations, you just got voluntold to save the entire sprint single-handedly! 🎭