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Testing Agile Programming Debugging
10 days ago 273.9K views 2 shares
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The development lifecycle captured in one brutal image. You've got programmers crafting beautiful, pristine code. Then testers come in and absolutely demolish it by finding every edge case you never thought existed. Developers rush in to patch all those bugs the testers found. And just when everyone thinks they're done... The client shows up with a chainsaw to change the requirements, obliterating the entire tree everyone's been carefully working on. Nothing says "software development" quite like rebuilding everything from scratch because someone decided the app should now work on refrigerators too. The cycle never ends. It just repeats with different feature requests and increasingly creative ways to say "that's not what I asked for" during demos.

Lol, Me As A Developer
Programming Agile Debugging
2 months ago 160.7K views 1 shares
Lol, Me As A Developer
Companies love saying they want "honest developers" during interviews, but the second you admit there's no animation for swimming in production because nobody had time to implement it, suddenly you're not a "team player." The brutal honesty of telling stakeholders that features literally don't exist yet? That's career suicide dressed up as transparency. You'll just stand there staring at the water, knowing full well you can't dive in because the sprint ended two weeks ago and swimming got pushed to the backlog. Honesty in development means admitting half the features are held together with duct tape and prayers, but HR didn't mention that in the job posting.

Feature Updates Gone Wrong
Programming Agile Frontend Backend
2 months ago 270.7K views 0 shares
Feature Updates Gone Wrong
You know that feeling when your codebase is running smooth, optimized, and beautiful? Then product management decides it needs "just one more feature" and suddenly you're introducing unnecessary complexity, bloat, and technical debt. The monkey with a stick represents that shiny new feature nobody asked for, aggressively poking at your pristine, battle-tested code that was perfectly content just lying there being efficient. The lion's resigned expression? That's your code after the 47th "quick enhancement" that somehow required refactoring three modules and adding two new dependencies. Sometimes the best feature is no feature at all, but try explaining that in a sprint planning meeting.