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We Eating Good Tonight

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Finding good documentation is like spotting a unicorn with a rainbow behind it. That rare moment when you don't have to decipher cryptic README files or wade through Stack Overflow posts from 2011 feels downright spiritual. Your dinner plans? Canceled. Your social life? On hold. You're feasting on those sweet, sweet, properly formatted code examples and actually helpful explanations tonight. Savor it—tomorrow you'll probably be back to interpreting hieroglyphics written by some dev who thought "self-explanatory" was a legitimate documentation strategy.

The Horseshoe Theory Of Gaming Hardware Opinions

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The Horseshoe Theory Of Gaming Hardware Opinions

Ah, the beautiful bell curve of gaming opinions! The intellectual titans at both extremes (IQ 55 and 145) have reached the same profound conclusion: "Steam Machine is fine." Meanwhile, the average 100 IQ crowd is busy panicking about dated hardware and kernel-level anticheat compatibility. It's the perfect illustration of horseshoe theory in tech opinions - only the truly simple and truly brilliant can appreciate mediocrity for what it is. The rest of us waste precious brain cycles on "facts" and "specifications." Ignorance truly is bliss... and apparently so is genius.

Clock But We Saved Money By Having The New Junior Dev Implement Daylight Savings Time Support At The Last Minute

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Clock But We Saved Money By Having The New Junior Dev Implement Daylight Savings Time Support At The Last Minute

OH. MY. GOD. This is what happens when management decides that handling time zones is just a "small feature" that can be assigned to someone who still thinks "debugging" means removing insects from their keyboard! 😱 The poor junior dev clearly had a complete meltdown and just threw in a "13" because WHAT EVEN IS TIME ANYMORE when you're trying to implement daylight savings at 11:59 PM the night before the deadline! That extra hour had to go SOMEWHERE, right?! The clock is basically screaming "help me, I've been coded by someone who thinks Unix timestamp is a fashion statement!" And this, friends, is why date/time libraries exist. Because otherwise you end up with abominations that make even seasoned developers wake up in cold sweats.

The Automation Paradox

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The eternal programmer's dilemma: spend 20 minutes doing a boring task once, or waste an entire weekend building an elaborate automation system you'll never touch again. It's not about efficiency—it's about avoiding the soul-crushing tedium of repetitive tasks while convincing yourself that your 36-hour automation marathon was "an investment." The irony? That script will sit in a folder somewhere, gathering digital dust, while you move on to automate the next thing you could have done manually in minutes. The worst part? We'll do it again next week. Because apparently we'd rather write 500 lines of code than click the same button twice.

Works All The Time (On Desktop Only)

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Top panel: "How to make a responsive website" written on a whiteboard by someone who's about to drop some knowledge bombs. Bottom panel: Their actual website telling mobile users "Screen width too small. Please increase the window size or rotate to load. If you are on a mobile phone, please open on a desktop." Nothing says "I'm a responsive design expert" quite like a website that doesn't work on mobile. It's the digital equivalent of a swimming instructor who can't swim but has a really nice PowerPoint about water.

X11 Users Be Like

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Behold the X11 user's daily ritual! While normal humans just click things, X11 enthusiasts spend countless hours configuring arcane display protocols from the 1980s, tweaking config files, and debugging screen tearing issues that shouldn't exist in this millennium. The face represents pure determination mixed with existential dread—the exact expression you make when your window manager crashes for the 17th time because you dared to connect a second monitor. Why use something modern when you can suffer gloriously with technology older than some developers?

It's Now Their Turn

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Remember when we used to mock the "prompt engineering" folks? Well, karma's a compiler error without line numbers. Now we've got "vibe coders" who don't even bother understanding the AI model's capabilities—they just keep tweaking prompts until something works, then claim they're "coding." And here we are, seasoned devs who spent decades mastering algorithms and design patterns, watching these prompt-whisperers get hired for six figures. The future isn't what we thought it'd be, but at least we still have our Stack Overflow bookmarks.

The Most Important Issue

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9 hours ago 101.4K views 0 shares

When your dating life is so broken you file it as a GitHub issue. Classic developer move—thinking social interactions can be debugged with a pull request. "Women's profiles don't answer when I text them. Please fix this problem." Yeah buddy, that's definitely a code issue and not the fact that your opening line was probably "Hello World" followed by a request for her SQL. The best part? It's issue #412—meaning there were 411 previous complaints about the same "bug." Maybe try catching some social skills instead of exceptions.

When Your Boss Thinks Domains Are Programming Languages

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When Your Boss Thinks Domains Are Programming Languages

Ah, the classic "sure, I can do that" moment that haunts every .NET developer's nightmares. The boss has absolutely no idea that asking a .NET developer to suddenly work with .COM and .ORG sites is like asking a submarine captain to fly a helicopter because "they both involve transportation." The silent existential crisis happening on that developer's face is the universal language of "I'm about to nod yes while internally screaming." For non-devs: .NET is Microsoft's development framework, while .COM and .ORG are just domain extensions that have nothing to do with programming languages. It's the corporate equivalent of asking someone who specializes in French cuisine to "just whip up some websites" because both involve creation.

Pay Or Piss Off: The Freelancer's Manifesto

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Pay Or Piss Off: The Freelancer's Manifesto

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of every web developer captured on a utility pole! 😱 That sign is basically the battle cry of anyone who's ever had a client ask for a "simple website" and then proceed to unleash 47 revisions, demand e-commerce functionality, and expect you to be their on-call therapist at 2AM when they can't figure out how to update their own text. "$500. 7 DAYS." is the most DELUSIONAL fantasy in tech history! And that "I'm not your therapist" part? HONEY, truer words have never been plastered on public infrastructure! Every freelancer just felt that in their SOUL. The audacity of clients expecting emotional support with their WordPress login is the eighth deadly sin!

I Gnu This Would Happen

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11 hours ago 123.5K views 0 shares

STOP THE PRESSES! Google's grand AI revolution is just... running their model through GNU Parallel?! 🤦‍♂️ The AUDACITY of it all! Big Tech's "revolutionary" Gemini 3.0 is literally just Gemini 2.5 with a sprinkle of free software that Richard Stallman has been preaching about since the DAWN OF TIME! And the model supposedly performs better because it has "respect" for the Free Software Foundation? I CANNOT! The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast - training on every copyrighted work ever, but heaven forbid they use copyleft software without having an existential crisis! Sundar's voice "cracking" while confessing this sin is the chef's kiss of corporate drama. Next breaking news: ChatGPT 5 is just ChatGPT 4 but they installed Linux on the servers! GROUNDBREAKING! 💅

Fine Wine Or Stockholm Syndrome?

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The classic AMD life cycle in one image. Your GPU starts out as a grumpy disappointment with day-one drivers that make you question your purchase decisions and basic reasoning skills. Fast forward a year of patches and driver updates, and suddenly that same card is running games it had no business running before. The "Fine Wine" technology isn't marketing—it's just AMD's way of saying "we'll fix it eventually, we promise." Nothing says computing progress like your hardware actually getting better while you get older and balder.

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