Sony's brilliant business strategy: hold PlayStation exclusives hostage for years, then act shocked when PC gamers find... alternative solutions. The irony is delicious—someone was literally ready to throw money at Sony for what would've been minimal-effort ports, but corporate greed and artificial scarcity turned a paying customer into a pirate. The "hand it over" meme from Dark Souls fits perfectly here. It's the gaming equivalent of "you snooze, you lose," except Sony wasn't snoozing—they were actively gatekeeping. Now instead of getting $120 from an eager customer, they're getting a middle finger and a lesson in market timing. Emulators and fan patches don't care about your exclusivity deals, Sony. Maybe release games on PC before the heat death of the universe next time?