Which One Of You Was This

Ah, the classic "it's not broken, so don't fix it" philosophy taken to its logical extreme! This rickety tower of sticks and mud is somehow still standing—much like that legacy codebase written by the guy who left 5 years ago. Sure, it looks like it might collapse if you sneeze in its general direction, but hey, "The program is stable"! This is what happens when technical debt becomes load-bearing. One wrong move and you'll be spending your weekend debugging the apocalypse. The perfect metaphor for that production system held together by duct tape, prayers, and that one mysterious function nobody understands but everyone fears.

The classic "if it's not tested, it's not broken" approach in its purest form. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like deleting the evidence instead of fixing the actual problem. Management wanted green tests by Friday, and technically, they got them. Just wait until production deploys and the real testing begins – by actual users. That's when the true debugging Olympics start.

Content Me: I will rewrite every sorting algorithm from scratch and they will be the fastest ever written ever! 80's Software Engineers that dealt with hardware 3 decades olderslower that had to max out their algorithms to compensate: That's cute...you're cute..

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