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Ah, the sacred ancient code from 2004. That beautiful, horrifying mess of hacks and workarounds that somehow still runs your company's billing system. Touch it? Absolutely not. That's like disturbing an archaeological site. Meanwhile, some bright-eyed junior dev suggests "refactoring" it with the latest framework. Sure kid, go ahead - break production, summon demons from the seventh circle of dependency hell, and explain to the CEO why customers can't pay us anymore. Twenty years in this industry has taught me one truth: if it's ugly but works, it's not ugly.

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This meme perfectly captures the special kind of hell that is the modern tech interview process! 😅 It's poking fun at how companies will claim they understand coding interviews are stressful, but then proceed to make them even more stressful by inviting the entire development team to watch you code live. Anyone who's been through a technical interview knows that feeling - you're already nervous about solving a problem on the spot, and then they add the pressure of having multiple people staring at you, judging your every keystroke and thought process. It's like saying "We know public speaking is scary, so we've invited the entire city to watch you give your speech!" The irony is just chef's kiss . This is especially relatable because many tech companies have moved to panel-style technical interviews where you might have to whiteboard solutions or live-code while a group of engineers evaluates you - creating that exact uncomfortable scenario the meme is mocking. The expressions on the interviewers' faces make it even better - that mix of friendly smiles and intense scrutiny that makes you question every line of code you write!