Someone decided to test in prod again...

Content Run Run as administrator Run time error

Content when my colleague compiles: make completed successfully (05:47 (mm:ss)) when I compile the same thing: fatal error: too many errors emitted, stopping nor 27 warnings and 20 errors generated. COMPLETELY NORMAL PHENOMENON.

Content I FUCKING LOVE JAVA I WANT TO INSTANTIATE AT LEAST 20 OBJECTS TO DO THE SLIGHTEST THINGS. I WANT TO WEIGH DOWN MY FUNCTION SIGNATURES WITH DOZENS OF EXCEPTIONS.

Content When you type 'exit' instead of closing the program normally I'm literally the smartest programmer that's ever lived

This meme perfectly captures the sheer terror of debugging in production. Just like this madman fixing an airplane engine while it's flying , developers often find themselves frantically patching critical bugs on live systems that can't be taken down. One wrong move and the whole thing crashes spectacularly! The difference? The plane mechanic only risks his life once, while developers experience this heart-stopping anxiety multiple times per sprint. And management still wonders why we need more coffee.

Content Me with my last cup of coffee at 4am trying to fix the error at line 80 in my code with 70 lines