Me during every whiteboard interview ever:

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Content ME LOOKING AT THE README AFTER A FEW HOURS OF TRIALAND ERROR

Content The code QA testing Meanwhile the customer

Content Powershell The worst CLI ever Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture They're the same picture.

OH. MY. GOD. The eternal struggle of developer psychology laid bare! 😭 In the middle, we have the DRAMATIC PERFECTIONIST with an IQ of 100, literally SOBBING because their precious app isn't ready! "I need the right logo! More courses! Learn SEO!" Honey, your app will NEVER be ready with that attitude! Meanwhile, the beautiful idiots on both ends of the bell curve (IQ 55 and 145) are just like "Ship it and see what happens" with ZERO ANXIETY and the emotional stability of a ROCK. They've transcended the mortal fear of imperfection! This is why your side project has been "almost ready" for THREE YEARS. Just ship the damn thing already! Perfection is the enemy of done, sweetie! 💅

Content try the entirity of my application's backend catch