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Content me: love computers! love coding! this is my greatest passion me after 5 hours of coding:

The eternal debugging battle: using sophisticated breakpoints vs. just throwing printf("Here"); statements everywhere. The true galaxy brain moment is when someone asks you to stop being so smug about your debugging approach, and your response is to double down with a primitive print statement while declaring your superiority. Because nothing says "professional software engineer" like refusing to use the debugger that took decades to perfect and instead littering your codebase with print statements that you'll definitely remember to remove before pushing to production. Definitely.

The classic "it works on my machine" defense gets brutally dismantled by the PM's logic. Sure, your dev environment with its perfectly configured IDE, custom environment variables, and that one obscure dependency you installed six months ago works flawlessly. But the PM's got a point—shipping your entire workstation to production isn't exactly in the budget. The developer's smug confidence crumbles faster than a Node.js app without error handling. Now they actually have to document their setup, figure out why it breaks everywhere else, and maybe—just maybe—learn what Docker is for. The PM sitting there like a boss knowing they just won the argument is chef's kiss. Fun fact: This exact conversation is why containerization became a thing. Turns out "works on my machine" became such a meme that the entire industry built tools to make your machine everyone's machine.

The EXISTENTIAL HORROR of opening your own code after a month! You stare into the void of your creation like an astronaut witnessing the end of the universe. That beautiful, elegant solution you were SO PROUD of? Now it's an incomprehensible alien language written by some deranged past version of yourself who clearly hated future you with burning passion. And the refactoring? Might as well be planning a mission to Mars - it's going to take five decades, three mental breakdowns, and possibly require inventing new programming paradigms just to understand what the hell you were thinking. Your documentation? NONEXISTENT. Your variable names? CRYPTIC. Your life? OVER.

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