Game Dev Built Different

Content Everyone knows you shouldn't deploy on a Friday, but we all do it, right? It's like when you log into the production server to copy the database back to the staging server to test in real-life conditions We know we shouldn't do it, but we all do it! Haha. yean! Uhh what? Guus? We all do it. right? ProgrammerHumor.

Looking in the mirror after your code mysteriously breaks for the 17th time today. Plot twist: you're the villain in your own development story. That moment of horrific self-awareness when you realize you've been hunting yourself all along. It's not a bug—it's a feature of your own making. The call is coming from inside the house!

Content Juozas Kaziukenas juokaz If having a coffee in the morning doesn't wake you up, try deleting a table in a production database instead. 111617, 4:34 PM 1,345 Retweets 2,713 Likes

First day on the job and already pushing untested code to production? Bold move, André. Very bold. Nothing says "I belong here" like finding dead code and immediately resurrecting it without asking questions. The senior devs are probably having collective heart attacks while frantically checking Cloudflare's status page. That "Happy to be part of the team" is gonna age like milk when they discover what function he just unleashed upon the world. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is updating their resume while muttering "not my fault" under their breath.

The eternal battle between QA and Dev teams in their natural habitat: Discord. QA desperately needs to demo something but can't because devs are hogging the development server. Meanwhile, the dev's brilliant solution? "Stop demo 😛" followed by the mic drop explanation that "stop using Dev server = Stop development." That perfect circular logic that makes perfect sense... if you're a developer who thinks testing is just an annoying interruption to your "real work." Every company has exactly one development environment, and it's unfortunately shared between people who want to build things and people who want to break things.

The existential dread of writing code that functions despite violating every principle of computer science. That moment when your horrific spaghetti code passes all tests and you're left wondering if you're a genius or if you've just created a time bomb that will detonate during a client demo. It's like finding out your car runs perfectly fine without oil – sure, you're moving forward, but at what cost to your sanity and future employment?