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Content .all T-Mobile 10:29 PM Friendship Ship was active 10m ago 7:51 PM 50 C Roses are red Violets are blue Unexpected "" on line 32 I'm missing a semicolon A variable is null I don't understand interfaces My hard drive is full My skills are not full stack I'm on the wrong version The RAM I do lack Who doesn't love infinite recursion? The code is spaghetti Nothing will function It's basically a virus I shouldn't have tested in production Seen bu Message.

The ultimate corporate irony. McAfee, the company that's supposed to protect your computer, managed to crash the entire world with a botched update in 2010. Then their CTO bounces to start CrowdStrike—which is now a cybersecurity giant worth billions. For those who don't know the backstory: that 2010 update misidentified a critical Windows file as malware and deleted it from thousands of computers worldwide. Corporate networks collapsed. Hospitals went offline. Absolute chaos. Fast forward to today, and CrowdStrike is doing the exact same thing but with fancier marketing slides. The circle of tech life continues...

Content Judging Coworker for the error, I recently stopped making

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Content Visual Studio: There's unreachable code Me: Removes the code App: Crashes Me: hmm

Content Misspelled variable name Me spending 30 minutes trying to find what caused a segfault.