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Content Am I testing this code ... or is it testing me?

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Ah, the infamous "Ostrich Algorithm" – the unspoken backbone of production code everywhere! When asked how they fixed a bug, the developer proudly admits they just... ignored it. Why waste precious hours hunting down an edge case that happens once in a blue moon when you could be creating exciting new bugs instead? It's not laziness, it's "cost-effectiveness" – the corporate-approved term for "I'll let future me (or some poor junior dev) deal with it." The best part? It's actually documented in computer science, giving us the perfect excuse to pretend our technical debt is actually a legitimate strategy!

Plot twist: the wanted poster is actually a mirror. The greatest bug creator in your codebase has been you all along. That moment when you spend hours debugging only to realize you're hunting yourself—the architect of your own digital misery. The duality of being both detective and criminal in your own murder mystery. Git blame: the ultimate self-own.

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Content Code compiles: O Errors 1095 Warnings Wouldn't that make you NOT MY PROBLEM?