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Content Programmer with errors in their code You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.

Content Jamie B O jamiebrough Suivre En rponse FFmpeg Ffmpeg is just a bunch of other peoples libraries - plenty of enterprise-contributed libraries - that are locked in behind a poorly accessible api and out of date bindings. Great for testing stuff. Where's the enterprise value, are enterprises really doing system calls to ffmpeg? Traduire le post i Des lecteurs ont ajout un contexte qu'ils jugent utile pour les utilisateurs. Mars Perseverance rover uses FFmpeg as the primary video encoding engine. That is interplanetary enterprise usage. ntrs.nasa.govapicitations. Trouvez-vous cette note utile? valuer

Content Me: uploads code to stack overflow so that other people can help me debug the error l'm getting Everyone else working on the military's missile guidance software:

The evolution of developer confidence in three simple steps: 1. Junior dev: "I don't know what's happening" *frantically Googles error* 2. Mid-level dev: "I don't know but I'll figure it out" *opens Stack Overflow with determination* 3. Senior dev: "It's a known issue" *closes ticket without explanation* The real senior dev superpower isn't knowing everything—it's knowing how to make your ignorance sound like industry wisdom. Bonus points if you say it with enough confidence that the client thinks it's part of the roadmap!

Oh, the sacred archetypes of code warriors! The Paladin with their holy linter crusade (because tabs vs spaces wasn't divisive enough). The Monk crafting artisanal frameworks while typing on a Model M keyboard that sounds like a machine gun. The Sorcerer whose one-liners are so cryptic they might as well be summoning demons—their code works through sheer dark magic until Mercury goes retrograde. The Warlock maintaining COBOL systems from the 1970s, bound by ancient contracts and the souls of retired programmers. And finally, the Bard, whose documentation haikus somehow charm project managers into extending deadlines. The most terrifying part? We all know at least one of each in our dev team. And if you don't... it might be you.

Content Nick Zorchenhimer When your company pays you for each line The Production Code: public static bool CompareBooleans (bool orig, bool val) return AreBooleansEqual (orig, val); internal static bool AreBooleansEqual(bool orig, bool val) if(orig val) return false; return trues 12:54 AM 31 May 19 Twitter Web Client 2,519 Retweets 7,054 Likes 17 8