From Protests In Serbia

SWEETIE, GitHub Copilot promised you'd code 55% faster, but FAILED to mention you'd be creating bugs at HIGHWAY SPEEDS! 💀 The coding police have arrived, and honey, your bug count is so high it's breaking traffic laws! Sure, you're typing like a caffeinated cheetah, but your code quality is giving "crash test dummy" vibes. That's not productivity—that's a CRIME SCENE waiting for a git commit!

Junior dev's daily struggle: facing three principal engineers in standup while trying to explain why your "quick fix" broke production. The mental gymnastics of convincing yourself you're the "extraordinary genius" while they pick apart your code that clearly violates every best practice known to mankind. Yet somehow, in your head, it's not even close—you're revolutionizing software development one undefined variable at a time.

Content YOU HAVE 3 WISHES. DO THE OP. POSITE OF MY NEXT WISH. IGNORE MY FIRST WISH. DON'T FULFIL MY THIRD WISH. titelnimm Celticalerror Astutillo Smeriglia

Content Me realizing I probably shouldn't have pushed to production on Friday right before leaving

Content clever joke related to programming original and novel addition to the latest fad (telephone number, volume slider) wheezing guy meme making fun of the latest fad titled "this subreddit in a nutshell" expanding brain meme about the situation

Content Time spent "Programming" Browsing reddit Singing along to my "Focusing Music" Testing Blankly staring at the screen because I don't want to debug Re-testing even though I already know it works, just because it's satisfying Actually Coding