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Ah, the optimistic delusion of "I'll just fix this quick bug" that turns into a complete mental breakdown. You start your day with coffee and confidence, ready to squash that "minor issue" in your code. Fast forward a few hours, and you're in the fetal position surrounded by broken monitors, questioning your career choices and possibly your will to live. That escalated quickly, didn't it? The five stages of debugging: denial, anger, bargaining, destroying your workspace, and finally curling up in despair while contemplating a career in organic farming.

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Technical debt, visualized. Two bricklayers casually building a wall with a massive structural failure in the middle, yet they're just working around it like nothing's wrong. Classic "ship now, fix later" mentality that haunts codebases everywhere. The architectural equivalent of using duct tape and prayers in production. Future developers will inherit this masterpiece and question their career choices.

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World" Me: ››> Print ("Hellow World!") Traceback (most recent call last): File " ", line 1, in Print ("Hellow World!") NameError: name 'Print' is not defined >›>