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Nothing quite captures that special brand of self-inflicted misery like spending two hours hunting for a bug that doesn't exist. There you are, frantically combing through every line of code, questioning your life choices, only to discover you've been running the unedited build the entire time. Your changes? Never compiled. Your fixes? Never applied. Your sanity? Completely optional. It's like trying to fix a car while looking at a photograph of the engine.

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Content y-cruncher - A Multi-Threaded Pi-Program From a high-school project that went a little too far... By Alexander J. Yee (Last updated: January 29, 2017) The first scalable multi-threaded Pi-benchmark for multi-core systems... How fast can your computer compute Pi? -cruncher is a program that can compute Pi and other constants to trillions of digits. It is the first of its kind that is multi-threaded and scalable to multi-core systems. Ever since its launch in 2009, it has become a common benchmarking and stress-testing application for overclockers and hardware enthusiasts. -cruncher has been used to set several world records for the most digits of Pi ever computed. 22.4 trillion digits - November 2016 (Peter Trueb) 13.3 trillion digits - October 2014 ("houkouonchi") 12.1 trillion digits - December 2013 (Shigeru Kondo) 10 trillion digits - October 2011 (Shigeru Kondo) 5 trillion digits - August 2010 (Shigeru Kondo) ProgrammerHumor.i Shortcuts: Numberworld Home Records Set by y-cruncher Download y-cruncher redires Known Issues Benchmarks Fastest Times Algorithms FAQ Links Contact Me