Am I Testing The Code Or Is The Code Testing Me

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Am I Testing The Code Or Is The Code Testing Me

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That moment when you're not sure if you're in control anymore. Your code compiles without errors on the first try? Suspicious. It runs perfectly? Downright terrifying. The relationship between developers and their code is less like a creator and creation, and more like two poker players trying to catch each other bluffing. You're just sitting there with your coffee, wondering if today is the day your program becomes sentient and decides your variable naming conventions are grounds for revenge.

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