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Junior dev: "How do I remember what my code does?" Senior dev: "That's the neat part. You don't." The true mark of seniority isn't remembering your code—it's embracing the chaos. Documentation? Comments? Those are myths we tell bootcamp grads. Real developers just stare at their own code like it's written in ancient Sumerian and mutter "who wrote this garbage?" before realizing it was themselves, last Tuesday.

The ultimate programmer betrayal—your brain waits until you're horizontal to unleash its genius. Eight hours of staring at the screen? Nothing. The second your head hits the pillow? BAM! Your subconscious pulls the solution from some neural filing cabinet it's been hiding all day. That smug little brain even has the audacity to mock you for not seeing the obvious fix sooner. Meanwhile you're lying there at 3 AM contemplating whether to get up and code or pray you'll remember it tomorrow. Ten years in the industry and I'm still having midnight standups with my cerebrum. The real sprint planning happens between REM cycles.