After deploying to production before long weekend

When your mom accidentally becomes the harshest code reviewer in existence! Non-technical parents have this supernatural ability to cut through our complex developer egos with brutal simplicity. "Random English words in fancy colors" is basically what our syntax highlighting looks like to outsiders, and the alignment complaint? Pure gold. That's literally what senior devs nitpick about during code reviews! Mom's innate attention to detail would make her the terror of every GitHub pull request. She'd reject your meticulously crafted 3-hour algorithm because your variable names aren't descriptive enough.

Content Developer reallyDaddev STOP THE TESTING! Developer reallybaddev They are finding defects all over the place - in front end, backend., and LUI .. So bad for our release 6:12 AM 2020-11-05 Twitter for iPhone Quality Assurance real annoyingA Some or all of the content shared in this Tweet is disputed and might be misleading about al release or other QA process. Learn more ANY CODE THAT CAME IN AFTER FEATURE FREEZEWILL NOT BE TESTED! Developer reallybaddev How come every time they test our new features they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction?

The moment someone claims their regex handles "all edge cases perfectly" is when experienced developers reach for the doubt button faster than they reach for coffee on Monday morning. That innocent little pattern is probably hiding six different ways to break your production server when someone inputs an emoji, a null byte, or—heaven forbid—actual human language with accents. The confidence of regex authors is inversely proportional to the number of Stack Overflow tabs they'll need open tomorrow.

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Content Can't break tests without any tests SURF.cO

Content Testers executing detailed protocols and reporting no more bugs.. Random user casually reports 10 bugs on 1st day of production release..