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Content 10 years ago we met on StackOverflow, now I'm happy to announce that we're engaged

Content ZestyBlankets 60 6h My dream is to be able to answer other people's questions on stack overflow rather than have to use it for help

Content If the MASKS work, WHY the 6 feet? If the 6 feet works, WHY the Masks? If BOTH work, WHY the LOCKDOWN? The Sarcastic Jerk TheSarcasticJ If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes? Coder Gandhi CoderGandhi If print works, then why the debugging tools? If debugging tools works, then why print? If both work, then why the stackoverflow?

Content Me saying programming is fun and how much love to deal with challenges algorithmically Also me at 3am:

Content You prefer stability and simplicity. Keeping your memory segmented and tidy brings meaning to your life. You're probably also old Java You teach computer science and are focused on "applications" You've never written a single line of production code ano vounave vou were propaov an intern You graduated from unpaid intern to full blown junior programmer You now make android anne You work in game development or at Microsoft. You still say OOP is okay in moderation, and you can stop at anytime. (You are critically addicted to classes) Context free grammars? Graons ano Trees Design Patterns? Monads? eues? What are you talking about bro? I just do Data Science! You find C too simple for your own personal tastes. You'd rather debug templates for the rest of your life. Apparently it pavs well too You are also a masochist. People can't stop talking about you. Probably also identify as LGBTQ or a Furry. php You may have been dropped on vour head as a child You're a hyper nerd who was abused by Java and are currenty in your rebenious onase You also can't stop trying to tell people what a monad is CELILWrO A Greetings stranger, welcome to earth! Here we speak english! Did you know verbs sounds better when they go in front of the subject. Of course you didn't know that, because it isn't true. F I'm not sure what motivated you to use the literal oldestianguage in existence con Maybe you just like working on legacy code that predates the formation of the universe.

Content QUANNAHA SU22FEE Stack Overflow was founded in 2008. So what? I'm trying to sleep. How did programmers stay sane before that?