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Content Hi, I have problems catching mice, any advice please? Recommend upgrading to relying on humans. Catching mice is no longer considered a best practice. Covered by "How to stalk birds." Marked as duplicate.

Nothing hits harder than Google themselves confirming what we've all secretly known. You spend hours crafting an elaborate solution, only to wake up at 3 AM wondering if your entire codebase is just an elaborate house of cards held together by desperation and StackOverflow answers. The real engineering skill isn't writing clever algorithms—it's convincing yourself that your janky workaround is actually an elegant design pattern. And somehow we're still getting paid for this.

The dev brain is truly a marvel of selective amnesia. Skip coding for a single day and suddenly your framework knowledge evaporates, your syntax is from 2015, and you're Googling "how to center div" for the 500th time. Meanwhile, you can perfectly recall that one obscure Stack Overflow answer from 7 years ago about why your production server crashed. The two-month setback is real - I've returned from a one-week vacation needing three days just to remember my password conventions.

The perfect Vim soundtrack doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! A Spotify playlist for Vim users with song titles that perfectly capture the existential crisis of first-time Vim users: "What Am I Doing Here" - every developer's first thought after accidentally opening Vim "How Did I Get Here" - the moment of panic sets in as you realize normal keyboard shortcuts don't work "Can't Get Out" - the universal Vim experience of frantically trying to exit (hint: it's :q!) "Asdfjkl;" - just random key mashing hoping something works The 1246 saves represent all the StackOverflow searches for "how to exit vim" that have saved countless developer careers.

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Content A random developer posting code snippets on Stack Overflow Do you trust me? Me learning a new language With every cell of my body.