Programming In Wd 40

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Programming In Wd 40

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This meme is pure programming genius! The top panel shows rejection of Rust (a language literally named after metal oxidation), while the bottom panel shows enthusiastic approval of WD-40 (the famous lubricant that prevents... wait for it... RUST). It's basically saying "Why use a programming language designed to prevent memory errors when you can just spray some lubricant on your code?" The irony is delicious - Rust the language prevents memory "rust," but this programmer would rather use the actual anti-rust spray. Whoever made this clearly has commitment issues with learning new languages and would rather apply a quick fix than adopt proper solutions. Classic programmer procrastination at its finest!

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