What about my 10+ years of experience?

Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space

Content No, you need a REAL developer job! The big companies treat their employees horribly and successful indie studios are rare! 34 34 Twant to make video games want to make video games 14 14 0.1 2 10 score 55 70 85 100 115 130 2 0.1 145

Content 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 import policy Since all we do here is writting comments, we shall put our entire comments into code blocks and write actual comments. Multi-line comments shall be acceptable of course. But gtfo with that weak python shit.

Content What are you doing? I am programming inside python unrise Apps Do you mean in python? No

Content After thousands of applications, I just accepted an offer from a McFAANG company! Shitpost Don't want to specify which one, but I'm super excited to finally be working at a top tier McFAANG company! I will be in a Forward Deployed Food Engineering Specialist role! Some of my job responsibilities include: Building ETL pipelines to extract frozen patties from the FREEZER database and transforming them into ready made burgers Deriving insights and analysis on client orders from the cash register Managing real-time NoSQL (No Salt Queue Layer) deployments for french fry processing Maintaining high-throughput IO operations at drive-through queuing interface while ensuring sub-60-second response times Implementing mission-critical data cleaning protocols using proprietary mop-based algorithms Debugging ice cream machines I'm extremely excited to receive a base TC of over 280k (per decade) for my first job out of college! If anyone wants some tips or tricks, feel free to ask

The ultimate ADHD trap - an ad promising to replace one dopamine addiction with... *checks notes*... 17 different programming courses that you'll totally finish this time! 🙃 Nothing says "I've conquered my scrolling habit" like starting 36 lessons on Data Analytics that you'll abandon after the first coding high wears off. The irony of using a structured curriculum to fix your executive dysfunction is just *chef's kiss*. Pro tip: You can tell this was made by someone with ADHD because they somehow thought learning Python, R, SQL, NumPy, and pandas simultaneously was a reasonable plan. The only thing missing is "Introduction to Finishing What You Started" - 0 lessons, ∞ hours.