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The famous quote about chopping down trees just got a Python upgrade! Nothing says "modern development" like spending 67% of your project time just figuring out which version of NumPy works with TensorFlow which works with Pandas which works with your specific OS. Meanwhile your actual code is three lines that could've been written in 20 minutes if pip didn't hate you personally. Four hours later: "Hello World" successfully displayed... but only in this very specific virtual environment that will mysteriously break next Tuesday.

Content Day 2 on this python- infested island... today I will make a signal HELP Type help) for interactive help, or help(object) for help about object. THEJENKINSCOMIC

Content Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble" "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew . Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half- caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht l'm keeping those

Content nick.eth nicksdjohnson I'm a "senior developer". helped launch Google App Engine and spent 4 years teaching others to use it. I wrote parts of the SDK that are still in use today. I just googled "App Engine Python getting started". In case anyone's wondering when you stop Googling basic stuff. Traduci il Tweet 07:25 29 mar 20 Twitter Web App 1.188 Retweet 5.136 Mi piace ProdrammerHumor.io

The code sets false = True and then creates an infinite loop with while false: which now evaluates to while True: . It's the programming equivalent of dividing by zero—you've just created a black hole in your codebase. The compiler isn't screaming, it's weeping silently in the corner. And Thanos is just standing there like "Yeah, I broke the universe, what are you gonna do about it?"