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The ultimate logical trap for developers! First declaring "stupid people always say No," then asking "Are you stupid?" with Yes/No options creates the perfect paradox. Then some poor soul responds with "!Yes" - using the logical NOT operator to escape the trap, proving they're both a programmer AND clever. It's basically a Boolean logic escape hatch that only someone who writes code would think of. The logical equivalent of finding a backdoor in a verbal contract.

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