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Content -40 Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called "hardware'; those that you can only curse at are called software." - Anonymous

Content My name is Barney, and I program in Cobol Mr Gumble, this is a Python programmers meeting Is it? Or is that you all can't admit you have a problem?

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Content from subprocess import run def isEven (number: int) - bool: f open ("isEven.c", "W") f.write("include stdio.hn") f.write("int main() n") f.write(f"return number 2; n") fwrite("") f. close () run("gcc", "isEven.c", "-o", "isEven"1) return(not bool(run(" . isEven"). returncode) )

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