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Ah, the classic D&D alignment chart but for programming languages. C++ is the lawful paladin who follows strict rules but will absolutely destroy you with pointer errors when you least expect it. Python sits in neutral good territory – friendly enough but secretly judges you for not using proper indentation. And then there's Perl, the chaotic good wizard who can solve your problem with a one-liner that looks like someone headbutted the keyboard. The middle row is where the shell scripting languages live in various states of neutrality. BASIC exists in true neutral because it's too old to care anymore. The bottom row is where programmers' souls go to die. Assembly is lawful evil because it makes you do everything yourself, but at least it's honest about it. And MALBOLGE? Named after the eighth circle of hell in Dante's Inferno for a reason. It was literally designed to be as difficult as possible to use. Notably absent: JavaScript, which would need its own category somewhere between "chaotic evil" and "eldritch horror beyond human comprehension."

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Content Stop Using Anti-' python Language Instead of: This code's kinda hard to read, you really need to comment it. Uhh, could you explain this line, I have absolutly no fucking clue what it does What the fuck even is this. No one else has any fucking clue how your code works Say: Its very pythonic Its very pythonic Its very pythonic Thats it Jerry, you're fired. Your code is completely un-maintainable and insanely slow Its very pythonic

Content C is amazing I'm using it for everything But Peter it's really easy to misuse pointers, stomp on memory, access out of bounds and get crazy compile times with templates Harry I already said 1 use it for everything you don't need to sell it to me ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the universal programmer trauma of dealing with datetime ! The teacher asks what students are struggling with, and the unanimous response is datetime handling. This is basically a support group for developers at this point. Every programmer has had that moment where they're confidently coding until they need to calculate time differences between Tokyo and New York, and suddenly they're questioning their career choices. UTC, ISO-8601, DST changes, leap seconds... it's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded and riding a unicycle. The fact that even seasoned developers break into cold sweats when someone mentions timezone conversion is the industry's dirty little secret.

Content Applying to Opto Alignment Junior Software Engineer Opto-Alignment Technology in Orlando, FL X Asked by Opto-Alignment Technology Do you have a minimum of 10 years of software development experience on Windows platforms using Microsoft CCPython and other Net languages? (4 of 6) Yes No Continue