Don't go back to normie jobs. Ever.

Content My friend's reaction when i write his 600 C Code in 10 lines on python

Content IF YOU KNOW ONE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE IT SHOULD HOT BE TOO DIFFICULT TO THER ONE ONE LANGUAGE IS BESTMORONS Elf those kids could read they'd be very upset

Content 5 rmeirl Mariah Harties mariahharties Me training a new person at my job: "So you're not really suppose to do this but this is what I do" 103k De6 31 608 Single comment thread See full discussion bpooqd 3d git push master -force ) Reply

Rust's borrow checker is like that strict parent who treats their kids differently. If you're coming from C/C++ where you could casually throw pointers around like confetti, the borrow checker gently pats your head: "Oh dear, gorgeous, let me help you avoid those memory leaks." But dare you come from Python or JavaScript thinking you can just assign variables willy-nilly? "YOU DONKEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE TRYING TO USE THIS VARIABLE TWICE?!" Nothing humbles a high-level programmer faster than Rust screaming about ownership while your code refuses to compile for the 47th time.

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When LinkedIn meets GitHub, truth bombs explode! This genius "Senior Data Engineer" created a script that automatically commits to GitHub every few minutes—making his contribution graph look like he's coding 24/7. Little did he know his "10-minute hack" would expose the entire tech hiring circus. The second part shows a recruiter drooling over this fake activity: "We offered him $500k without even interviewing!" Because apparently, a green GitHub grid is more impressive than actual skills. Who needs technical interviews when you can automate your way to looking productive? Remember kids, it's not about building useful things—it's about making sure your contribution graph looks like a radioactive lawn.