Average Python Guy

If programming languages were weapons of choice, this is what we'd all be carrying. C++ is basically that Swiss Army knife with 500 functions you'll never use but can't throw away. JavaScript? Those kitchen scissors that somehow cut everything except what you actually need them for. Python gets the chainsaw because it chops through problems with brute simplicity (until you hit a threading issue). Meanwhile, Assembly programmers are performing surgery with precision scalpels because they're controlling every single byte like the control freaks they are. And then there's Visual Basic... literally just a spoon. Not even a sharp spoon. The kind of tool you give to the intern who can't be trusted with anything dangerous. The real joke? We're all still getting paid to use these ridiculous tools to build things that somehow run the entire world. Sleep tight!

Content Please write a few lines of code, in your favourite language, in a querky fashion, to entertain the folks at reddit.comrProgrammerHumor. Sure thing, here's some Python code that will surely tickle their funny bone: python import antigravity while True: try: x Int(Input ("Enter a number: ")) y int(input("Enter another number: ")) print("The sum is:", X y) break except ValueError: print ("Oops! That's not a valid number. Please try again.") print("You have defied gravity with Python!") antigravity.fly () Copy code Not only does this code calculate the sum of two numbers, but it also imports the 'antigravity module and uses it to make the program literally fly at the end! I hope the programmers at Reddit find this code as hilarious as I do.

Content Mohamad thearabcynic When you're teaching someone python and they put a semicolon at the end of a line GIF 8218, 5:39 PM we don't do that here

Ah, the Python optimization course that promises to "Increase Execution Time." Nothing says efficiency like making your code run slower. Clearly, the developer who wrote this was optimizing for job security rather than performance. 14,057 students apparently decided their code was running too fast and needed to be throttled. Maybe they're all working at places that bill by the hour.

Ah yes, Pyrus Thonberg, the famous inventor of Python. Not to be confused with Guido van Rossum, who merely had the audacity to actually create the language. Search engines clearly know better than decades of programming history. Next up: Javanius Scriptopolous, inventor of JavaScript, and the elusive C. Plusman, who pioneered object-oriented programming while riding a unicorn.

Content C programmers Look, I've been around the world, okay? Whatever it is, I'll understand. absence of semicolon in python There's nothing about this I understand