Average Python Guy

Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace. 104.5k views View Upvoters ProdrammerHumor.io

The ultimate programmer authentication protocol! When cornered by soldiers demanding proof of your coding credentials, nothing validates your identity faster than muttering those sacred incantations: Hello world "print" . It's basically the secret handshake of our tribe - the digital equivalent of showing your ID. The beauty is that any non-programmer would probably say something like "I can code HTML" or "I know Microsoft Word" and immediately get exposed as an impostor. Real programmers instinctively default to the most universal proof of programming knowledge since 1978!

Content When you accidentally copy-paste a C function from StackOverflow into your Python file. theprogrammerslove ProdrammerHumor.io

Someone just discovered that a data manipulation library named after a bear can't actually climb bamboo or sleep 16 hours a day. Next they'll tell us NumPy arrays can't bake pies and Matplotlib can't draw realistic portraits of Matthew McConaughey. Shocking revelation for junior developers who expected their import statements to summon actual animals.

Spent four hours debugging only to find out your variable was named userNmae instead of userName ? Welcome to programming! Python's particularly brutal here since it won't complain about undefined variables until runtime. That knife in the second panel is totally justified—whitespace errors in Python are the silent killers that make seasoned devs contemplate career changes. The best part? You'll make this exact mistake again next week.

Content Albert Einstein: Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Results Machine learning: ProgrammerHumor. 0