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Content After you die it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream...because in a dream time feels stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you're in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you're alive or just reliving old memories. dikhead this would sort of explain dj vu . stupid-face-karen well fuck vaeugly do we continue in the cycle? and never actually escape? because we "die" at the end, and after "dying" we dream the 7 minutes again, just each time the 7 minutes are actually shorter so in reality we could ALL be dead and living within the span of an elongated second and earth could actually not even exist anymore re cameryncats what the fuck dude

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The challenge: "Offend a Data Scientist in one tweet." The response: Python import statements with all the wrong aliases. For the uninitiated, this is the coding equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza while calling it "authentic Italian cuisine." Every self-respecting data scientist knows tensorflow is tf , pandas is pd , numpy is np , and matplotlib.pyplot is plt . This person just scrambled them all like they're trying to create a new encryption algorithm. It's like wearing mismatched socks to a wedding, except in this case, the wedding is a GitHub repo and the guests are throwing exceptions instead of rice.

The moment someone claims their regex handles "all edge cases perfectly" is when experienced developers reach for the doubt button faster than they reach for coffee on Monday morning. That innocent little pattern is probably hiding six different ways to break your production server when someone inputs an emoji, a null byte, or—heaven forbid—actual human language with accents. The confidence of regex authors is inversely proportional to the number of Stack Overflow tabs they'll need open tomorrow.

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