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Content Beeta beetagolsh This is definitely the most bizarre question I have ever seen on a job application You've been given an elephant. You can't give it away or sell it. What would you do with the elephant? Your answer This is a required question Submit 7:59 PM May 4, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 14.9K Retweets 5,070 Quote Tweets 204K Likes

OH MY GOD, the DESPERATION is REAL! 💀 Sentry's ad is basically BEGGING you not to click their own advertisement! They're literally saying "Don't click this. Help us lower our CPC." For the uninitiated, CPC stands for Cost-Per-Click, which means they're paying money EVERY TIME someone clicks their ad. So they've created this bizarre paradox where they're advertising... but asking you NOT to engage with their advertising?! The marketing team is clearly having an existential crisis! It's like putting up a billboard that says "Please don't look at this billboard, we're trying to save on eyeball fees!" Whoever approved this strategy deserves either to be fired or promoted to CEO immediately - there is NO in-between!

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of modern cloud architecture! First we're all like "let's just vibe code" because who needs structure or security when you're disrupting industries, right?! 🙄 But then reality SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE when you put on those glasses and suddenly see what you've actually created—"Vulnerability as a Service"! HONEY, your startup isn't being innovative, it's being a 24/7 all-you-can-hack buffet for every script kiddie with a keyboard! The transformation from blissful ignorance to horrifying clarity is sending me into orbit! This is basically every CTO the morning after saying "we'll fix the security issues in the next sprint" for the 37th time in a row!

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