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Content WHEN A DEV REFACTORS THE SHIT OUT OE THE CODE BUT DOESN'T RETOUCH THE COMMENTS This sign signities absoliedy nothing al all. It merely talkies Up wall 1 space, and wastes the readers time.

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Junior developer: "How do I remember what my code does?" Senior developer: "That's the neat part. You don't." The true hallmark of experience isn't perfect memory—it's the calm acceptance that you'll inevitably forget everything you write. That's why we have comments, documentation, and git blame. The senior's mustache contains more wisdom than all of StackOverflow combined.

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The eternal duality of developer existence! The top panel shows a legendary sword labeled simply "Vi" while the bottom reveals its modern counterpart "Visual Studio Code." It's basically the coding equivalent of choosing between a medieval longsword and a lightsaber. For the uninitiated, Vi is the ancient text editor forged in the fires of 1976, requiring arcane keyboard incantations and mystical commands that separate coding wizards from mere mortals. Meanwhile, VS Code is the shiny, extension-laden Swiss Army knife that practically writes code for you while making coffee. The true comedy? Senior developers clutching both with equal reverence, ready to defend their editor choice to the death. The holy war continues, one keystroke at a time!

Content Junior Dev: Why do you comment your code on personal projects? Me: So when someone else takes a look at the code eventually, they can make sense of it. Junior Dev: How do you know someone else will take a look at the code eventually? - Well, of course I know him. He's me. imgfip.com