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Remember when we actually had to memorize algorithms and syntax? Now my brain's shrinking faster than my will to whiteboard during interviews. The top image shows Homer Simpson's brain scan before ChatGPT, all plump and functional. The bottom shows what's left after outsourcing our thinking to AI - just enough neurons to type "write me a function that..." and hit enter. Evolution in reverse, folks - soon we'll just be fingers attached to a coffee mug.

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Ah, the classic Vim switcheroo! Nothing says "I'm a hardcore developer" like claiming to use Vim while secretly wielding Visual Studio Code behind the scenes. It's the programming equivalent of pretending you read Kafka when your bookshelf is actually full of Marvel comics. The white-knuckle grip on those cards tells the whole story—the desperate attempt to maintain street cred among terminal purists while enjoying the sweet, sweet comfort of modern IDE features. Because let's face it, nobody wants to admit they'd rather have intellisense than carpal tunnel syndrome from typing :wq! eight thousand times a day.

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