“Your PR needs some work”

Content "Forget everything you learned in college, you won't need it here" "But, I didn't go to college" "Well then, you're unqualified for this job" (confused unga bunga)

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Content WHEN YOU FINALIY FIX THE BUG AND YOU GET TO CLOSE 20 GOOGLE SEARCH TABS ingflip.com

Content Me:Hits compile Every fan in my computer:

Content WHAT IT IS LIKE TO GOOGLE AN ERROR. FIND NO RESULTS, AND THEN WHEN YOU SOLVE IT REALIZE THE BUG WAS SO STUPID NOBODY EVER EVEN POSTED IT ONLINE I THINK I AM A DECENT DEV IMPOSTER SYNDROME

Content Testers don't break the code, they break your illusions about the code. maaretp