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Remember when frontend devs were ABSOLUTE UNITS?! Left side shows the GODLIKE SPECIMEN that was 2010 frontend developers - supporting Internet Explorer, Firefox, Safari, Opera, AND Chrome while making JavaScript OPTIONAL like some kind of superhuman masochist. Meanwhile, 2025 frontend devs are literally CRYING because users won't just download Chrome like the pathetic little browser-monogamists they've become. The absolute COLLAPSE of frontend resilience is the greatest tragedy of our time. *dramatic sob*

Ah, the inevitable JavaScript invasion question! The Social Security system runs on COBOL because it was built when dinosaurs roamed Silicon Valley. COBOL's delightful Y2K-ready feature: missing dates default to 1875, creating phantom 150-year-old benefit recipients. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are wondering why they can't rewrite critical government infrastructure using npm packages that break every Tuesday. Because nothing says "reliable pension system" like a framework that's deprecated faster than milk expires. The real tragedy? If Social Security was written in JavaScript, those 150-year-olds would be getting NaN dollars per month while the system tries to figure out if their birthdate is truthy.

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