You spent all day fucking around, your boss then asks what you spent the day doing. What do you say?

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Content for this test your code is gonna be handwritten why can't we just do it by computer

The first time you press 'S' in Vim and see %appdata% appear instead of actually saving your file is like piloting a military helicopter without training. You're staring at cryptic screens wondering why your simple command just launched what feels like nuclear codes. Ten years into my career and I still sometimes exit Vim by rebooting the entire server. Honestly, whoever designed Vim's interface probably also designs airplane cockpits for fun on weekends.

Content Product owner change request 2 days before launch fucking devs!

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Content boys teaching girls how to code boys teaching boys how to code Oh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous. You fucking donkey.