You spent all day fucking around, your boss then asks what you spent the day doing. What do you say?

That moment when you realize you've been in this industry so long that basic concepts have become ancient artifacts. The look of existential dread when a freshman asks what a zip file is... like watching someone question why we still use wheels on cars. Nothing makes you feel more like a digital dinosaur than explaining compression algorithms to kids who grew up with unlimited cloud storage. And here I am, remembering when we passed code around on actual floppy disks.

Content THERE ARE NO THREE (3 WORDS BETTER THAN " LOVE YOU" FB IG TWITTER LINE : ECHOLIVEJAM "COMPILED WITHOUT ERRORS."

Content my dad came home from work with a 4 foot tall stuffed banana and i mean my dad's a software engineer so all in all this is highly suspicious i asked my dad about the banana and apparently every so often, the engineers pair up and do "paired programming" except there's an odd number of engineers so someone gets paired with the banana

Content Who is the product owner and who is the scrum master?? na.memes. Startup companies "We don't do that here"

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Content STOP THESE ANNOYING CAMELCASE TITLES