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This 9-year-old post aged like fine wine. Dude basically wrote the entire ChatGPT/Copilot playbook before it was cool. Started with "AI will nibble at CRUD apps and simple loops" and now we're literally watching AI generate entire React components while we sip coffee. The real kicker? His timeline was "30-100 years" but here we are less than a decade later with AI already doing the exact progression he described. We went from "humans work at a higher level" to "wait, is Copilot writing better code than my junior dev?" in record time. And that ending though—"I'll die peacefully before the turds hit the turbine, but RIP to my grandkids." Peak programmer optimism: predicting the automation apocalypse while being relieved you'll be dead before it happens. That's the energy we all need. Plot twist: His grandkids will probably be prompt engineers making bank telling AI what to code. Or they'll be the ones teaching AI how to teach other AIs. The circle of life, but make it dystopian.

Nothing triggers that dopamine rush quite like seeing "Code compiled successfully." The rest of your day could be absolute garbage, your production server could be on fire, and your boss might be questioning your life choices, but for those brief 3 seconds after hitting compile... pure bliss. It's the closest thing to a functional relationship most developers will ever experience.