You guys misbehaved, so I removed the snakes until you can think about your choices

Started the day with a simple choice between coding and gaming. "Man what an easy choice," I thought, wiping my brow dramatically. But then YouTube entered the chat and suddenly I'm 47 videos deep into "Why Assembly Language Is Actually Beautiful" at 2AM with zero lines of code written. The productivity killer isn't the obvious distraction—it's the one that tricks you into thinking you're being productive while stealing your entire evening.

Content Junior who did the same mistake last year Senior Dev Manager Intern who touched the legacy code

Content Who are we? What do we want? When do we want it? Clients! We don't know! NOW!

The greatest programmers aren't the ones who write code from scratch—they're the ones with the fastest Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V reflexes. Nothing says "I'm a coding genius" quite like confidently presenting StackOverflow's finest solutions as your own masterpiece. The smug satisfaction of receiving compliments for code you "borrowed" from GitHub is the true senior developer experience. Just remember to remove the original author's comments... rookie mistake.

Content COFFEE, YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND NO LANGUAGE MAKES UP FOR NOT BEING A GOOD ENOUGH SOLVER HMM, 100 DARK STRONGLY TYPED LANGUAGES PREVENT WRITING BAD CODE PERFECT

Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... R. Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.