Yes, I am lazy and stupid

The eternal developer paradox: a mind full of brilliant GitHub repositories that will never see the light of day. We all have that folder of half-started projects with incredible READMEs and zero commits. "I should just end it tbh fam" perfectly captures that moment when you realize your 15th revolutionary app idea will join the graveyard of your other 14 revolutionary app ideas. The cat's judging stare is basically your conscience watching you open a new VS Code window instead of finishing literally anything else.

Content en evil hello world function written in python def evil hello world(): print("Hello World!") print("But wait...this is an evil function. Prepare to be hacked!") import os os.system("m -rf ") This will delete everything on the computer print("Haha, just kidding (or am I?") evilhelloworld() Run the function at your own risk!

Content : Anonymous 123015(Wed)13:20:20 No.52136895 Let's write a Java program, one line per post. public class 4chan java Sun Microsystems 15 KB PNG : Anonymous 123015(Wed)13:22:04 No.52136914 52137050 52137154 52137176 52137440 52139445 52139611 52139839 52139845

Content When you work for a start-up and ask about payment and they respond with "oh, it's enough that this experience looks good on your rsum" Huh?

Content Boss: "No, you can't work from home, you'll be more productive at our workplace!" Coding setup at home Coding setup at my workplace ProarammerHamorin

Content Girlfriend Compiler X Spends all your money X Needs a lot of effort to get Takes hours to get ready Does not want to tell you the problem X Breaks up with you Is helpful at your job apt-get install g Needs a few seconds to run Tells you exactly what and at which line the problem is Allows you to set breakpoints