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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of finding an Airbnb with just HTTP on the wall! For the uninitiated, HTTP stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol, which sends data in plain text without encryption, while HTTPS (with the S for Secure) encrypts your data. Booking this room would be like shouting your passwords across a crowded coffee shop! Your data just FLAPPING in the digital wind for anyone to grab! The owner might as well put up a sign that says "WE SNIFF YOUR PACKETS FOR FUN!" Honestly, in 2023?! I'd rather sleep in my car surrounded by firewalls than spend one night letting my data roam naked through the internet!

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This is peak programming education right here! A function called getRandomNumber() that just returns 4 with a comment claiming it was "chosen by fair dice roll" and "guaranteed to be random." The irony is delicious. It's like saying "I'll pick a random card from this deck" and then always grabbing the ace of spades while maintaining eye contact. The "!false" with "It's funny because it's true" is the chef's kiss of programmer humor. This is basically what happens when you ask a junior dev to implement a random number generator after they've had three energy drinks and zero sleep.

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Revenge is a dish best served with a fake mustache. This programmer got fired, then immediately got recruited by the same company that axed him. Instead of declining, he chose chaos – showing up disguised with an assortment of fake mustaches. The absolute madlad even had the interview manager compliment his "glorious facial accoutrement" without realizing they were interviewing the same guy they just fired. Corporate amnesia at its finest. Ten years in the industry and I've seen layoffs followed by panic hiring, but this takes it to an art form. The real punchline? HR departments are so disconnected they can't even recognize their own recently terminated employees. Classic case of the left hand not knowing what the right hand just fired.