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Ah, the recruiter who's shocked that someone answers the phone like a normal human instead of reciting their entire LinkedIn profile. Same energy as those senior devs who expect junior applicants to solve a red-black tree algorithm while standing on one foot before saying "hello." The irony is delicious - a recruiter who probably cold-calls 50 people a day is suddenly offended that someone doesn't answer with a rehearsed speech. Next they'll want us to answer Slack messages with our full name, title, and a statement of purpose. Pro tip: If you're expecting a specific call, maybe save the number in your contacts? Technology is amazing that way. But what do I know, I've only been answering phones with "hello" for 20 years while somehow managing to hold down a job.

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Oh, the absolute JOY of floating-point arithmetic in JavaScript! Nothing screams "professional financial software" quite like receiving 3 dimes and somehow ending up with $0.30000000000000004 because JavaScript's Number type decided to have an existential crisis about decimal representation. It's like asking for exact change and getting handed the mathematical equivalent of "close enough, right?" Binary floating-point numbers can't represent 0.1 precisely, so when you do basic math, you get these delightful microscopic errors that haunt your financial calculations. But hey, that extra 4 quadrillionth of a cent? That's YOUR bonus for trusting JavaScript with money calculations. Stonks! 📈

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